Calamity's Cry: School Edition

[Scara Roshinto]

CHAPTER ONE: Who stole my bike?!

"EVERYONE. SHUT THE HELL UP." That silenced most of the students in the class. She had just came in to teach her class - and dammit, Kadaj was at it again. Sometimes, she wanted to stick gum in the kid's hair just so she could ruin it. That would be mean of Akira, though. "Why did you yell at me?!" Kadaj shouted, standing up on the table as Akira glared at him.

"I...I don't think that's very wise to do..." murmured a smaller looking kid as Kadaj jumped down from his seat, walked over to him, and tugged his pony-tail. "What did you say?!" He shouted. Riley flinched but looked sideways in total fear. Kadaj wondered what was up until he looked at his direction and saw a rather pissed of Akira.

Kadaj at down in an empty seat. "She's going to destroy half the classroom at this rate." Clover murmured to Kadaj, leaning too close for Kadaj's comfort. "Principal Laguna isn't going to be pleased needing to remodel the classroom again." Kadaj tched at that as he quieted for a bit. Akira sighed as she walked back to her desk and was about to start teaching...until she heard someone cry.

Akira turned around and saw a spitball in Scara's hair. "God DAMMIT BOY." Akira spat out in rage. "If I wasn't told that I'd be sent to a snowstorm for a week, I'd kill you all right now and cook you for dinner!" She snapped. "How about I call your parents instead, Kadaj? I'm sure Papa Cloud and Papa Zack will enjoy to hear your conduct..."

Suddenly, the one winged angel pooped out yelling "JENOOOOOOOOVAAAAA" at the top of his lungs. "SON OF A *****. IF THERE IS ONE MORE TINY LITTLE INTERRUPTION, I'M GOING TO BURN THIS MOTHER ***ING PLACE." Akira hissed as she had a staring contest with Sephiroth. Scara cried again with another spitball.

The students in her class ran for the door at that moment, Kadaj, Clover, Scara, and Riley included as Akira literally turned into her dragon form, taking up the classroom and more, roaring in fury. "Kadaj! You're so getting dentention for this!" Clover yelped as she ran out of the classroom. Just in time. The classroom lit itself on fire.

Scara summoned a spell as water started to pour into the classroom. "There's one more classroom that needs to be fixed." She said, sighing, going off to wash the spitballs from her hair. "Aww...she had no money on her." Zidane said, somehow appearing next to the two. "Yeah yeah go follow your little girlfriend." Clover said, skipping away.

"KADAJ...!" A scream erupted from the classroom. Zidane's tail fluffed up at the rage he could feel from Akira. "Uh...good luck with this! Nice wallet by the way!" Zidane said, running off as Kadaj realized two things - he was pick pocketed and Akira was going to murder him. He didn't stick around long enough to find out how mad Akira was, running down the hall.

[Scara Roshinto]

CHAPTER TWO: Fang's struttin' her stuff

"Alright. For today's class, yer goin' to fight that." Fang said, pointing to a large purple King Behemoth just down of the hill. A hand was raised. "Didn't we already do this yesterday?" Everyone ignored Vaan. Nobody liked him anyways. "I don't know...this doens't seem...safe." Yuna murmured to the group. "I swear all our teachers are out to get us all killed." Tidus pointed out.

"Speaking of the teacher, she'd she go?" The bunny boy asked as they all looked around. Cloud, in his corner, pointed down to the Behemoth, where Fang was currently running to yelling 'WOOOOHOOOO' or something. They all stared at her. "...Should we help her?" Scara asked shyly. "Nah, she'll be fine." Roxas stated. "GO FANG~" Suddenly, someone shouted as they all turned to Clover, who magically had pom-poms.

"GO MISS FANG~" Another voice piped up as they all looked a Yuna, who was wearing the Cheerleading dressphere. "...I don't know either of them." Paine stated clearly as they all watched Cid Raines appear in front of fang, who was in mid-charge towards the Behemoth. "This is animal abuse, Fang!" He called out as Fang glared at him.

Suddenly, Cid tackled Fang as Fang threw her spear down, wreslting him while Cid Raines wrestled back. "Dude, they look like they're married." Clover said, watching the incident. "Speaking of which, where's Zidane?" Kadaj piped up, getting impatient that he didn't know where the other was. "...How did the marriage thing remind you of Zidane?" Scara asked, tilting her head.

"We allllll know you're going to go out with him." Clover sneered as the class huddled together and nodded. Scara turned bright red as she fell over, fainting. "...Akira's going to kill us." Kadaj growled. "No, just mostly you." Kadaj looked around at that voice but could not locate it. "Who said that?!" He demanded as he noticed Zidane, staring at them, hands full of wallets.

"Catch ya later~" He said, running off.

[Scara Roshinto]

CHAPTER THREE: The chapter Kadaj really wanted.

"What the hell IS this?!" Clover yelped, pointing to the pile of homework on her desk. Zexion looked at her, unamused. "How rude. That is your homework for today. I expect it to be done by tomorrow." For once, Kadaj could agree with Clover. "I am NOT doing this!" Kadaj said, pouting as Zexion stared at him. "So...how about Demyx? How come he doens't get any work?!" Kadaj yelled, pointing to the empty desk with no homework on it.

Zexion sighed and fixed his glasses. Because he wore them. Because he can. "I have already delivered his homework to him. "Wait, isn't Demyx a teacher? Why would he even be in class?" Vaan spoke. Everyone ignored him because no one liked him. "Demyx is...not feeling well today and he had...informed me about it. So I had...delivered his homework to him." Zexion spoke.

"So basically you fucked him last night." Clover said bluntly, causing everyone in the classroom to stare at her. "What? Zemyx is all over the damn place! "I mean...do ANY of you go on the internet?" Crickets. "Are you all illiterate or something?" Crickets. "No WONDER you all go to school! Geez, I must look like a friggin' GENIUS."

Clover sighed as she grabbed her laptop out of her bag as the class started to congregate. Of course, Zexion was against them and told everyone to get back in their seats but they weren't listening. Clover's laptop was online, accessed the internet, and uploaded it to fanfiction.net. Clover looked at everyone's face with a smirk. "Welcome to the internet."

Majxie towered pretty much over everyone as he had a small smile reading some Zemyx. This was his kind of reading. Zexion suddenly closed the laptop, taking it away from them. "I'm confiscating this." He spoke. Clover raised a brow. "Yeah, to jack off on it later because Demyx can't sit for a week." Clover said. "Oooooooh." Went the rest of the class.

"I would need to purchase 12 of these laptops." Florence spoke, smiling to herself. "Um...I think you only really need one." Kairi spoke up. Suddenly, Kadaj rose from his seat, alarming everyone. He bolted out the door as the class wondered why...until they felt the tremor. "Great...Akira's destroying the school. Lovely." Clover murmured.

Zexion used the dark portal to escape, but it was too late. His body was grabbed by a dragon arm, suddenly coming out of the wall. The class scattered as Akira's angry dragon face pierced the walls, staring at him. "You know you need to pay for the damages." Zexion huffed. "I know what you did to her...and I will not STAND for it...!"

...To be continued?