The Birds and the Bees. [Scara]

[Captain Cedric Rackham]

disturbia, am i scaring you tonight?

disturbia, ain't used to what you like

Oh dear god this is going to get awkward. Even Cedric, the man who proudly admits he would chop off a man's toes to make sure he got a good deal, or that he openly steals from old ladies recoiled from what he was about to do. It probably had to be the most disturbing, and awful thing in the world. He had to give his sixteen year old niece the talk. The illustrious pirate shuddered at the mere thought of it.

So the man retired to his dinning hall, and sent for his niece. Her parents were both dead, which was unfortunate. He really didn't want to do this. But it seemed like he had no choice. So he laid out two pristine white bowls at each end of the long table, god he didn't want the little wretch any where near him while he gave her the talk.Who knows what the mage would do, she might get upset about the little bee's needles and blast his face off with a bolt of lightning. And Cedric rather liked his face.

The man paused for a few moments as he withdrew the ice cream from the ice cold storage area. He would definitely shoot her if she touched his face. Of course it wouldn't be lethal, just enough to put his niece in her place. A well aimed bullet to the stomach often taught the young ones their lessons, unless a medic wasn't around.... Then Cedric would have to hide another body. At least no one loved her, probably. He shrugged as he gentle scooped out a few large helpings of coffee ice cream. The soft tan treat seemed rather lonely in the bowl. So Ccedric quickly fetched whip cream and chocolate syrup from his "private collection" making sure to wipe them off first with a clean rag. The pirate set the items down on the table before taking his seat on the other side of the table, hoping his niece would arrive soon.

[Scara Roshinto]

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[Captain Cedric Rackham]

disturbia, am i scaring you tonight?

disturbia, ain't used to what you like

For some reason his niece looked unhappy, and for some reason Cedric actually cared. The man picked up the light brown bottle that contained the body chocolate. He exaimined the front of it, in bold white letters it read "Body Chocolate: For All Your Bedroom Needs". Hm... It shall do Cedric thought as he sent the bottle flying across the table towards the teenage girl with a simple flick of his wrist. Teenage girls liked chocolate, right? Especially during that nasty time of month. Feeling slightly better about his deeds, although he probably only made the situation worse.

"Well my dearest Margret," Captain Rackham began. Wait was that her real name? No... It probably wasn't. Without even so much as a shrug the man decided he would keep guessing her name until he got it right. After all she was only some niece. "Your parents, before they died a horrid gruesome death. You should have been there really, blood and guts everywhere. Absolutely horrible, most painful death I've seen in years... Anyways where was I... Ah yes! They entrusted me with your own life." The illustrious pirate went on, with no disregard to any facts or Scara's sanity. "And it has come to my attention that you have come to age, or close enough at least." He paused. Dammit how old was niece again? 14? 17? 20?

"Regardless it is about time I give you the talk. After all I would hate to see my poor little Sophia to have five more babies before you turn..." Cedric muttered the last word, a feeble attempt to hide the fact that he knew nothing about his niece. Wait was this even the right girl? Oh well. The man picked up his silver spoon and dragged it across the surface of his ice cream. At least he could enjoy this bowl. His eyes then darted to his bedroom door, which was cracked open ever so slightly. Maybe he would even be able to entertain his "guest" again once he was done here. That dragon woman was oh so talented... Not that she was an actually dragon, she could just become one. Kinky really.

[OOC:: Akira cameo. >:3 Hope you don't mind.]

[Scara Roshinto]

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