The Xigbar Report: Edition ONE

[Oerba Yun Fang [The Desperado]]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,350px,true] THE SPOTLIGHTS

This month's spotlights, brought to you by the Shinra-Ra Electric Company, are as follows;

BEST COUPLE

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,350px,true] TIDUS x YUNA Our best (And currently only) couple on the site is that of Yuna and Tidus, the High-Summoner and the man-who-is-only-a-dream! Good job!

BEST CANON

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,350px,true] ZACK FAIR As if the character himself wasn't enough, our resident Zack gives him a humorous shine that makes it oh so enjoyable to read about and mock him, even for me! Give her a round of applause!

BEST OC

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,350px,true] SCARA ROSHINTO How could you not like an innocent kid wandering around with the threat of getting her head chopped off by some random passerby, eh? In any case, she's the one who won the award this time; Keep up the good work, maybe pick up some kind of weapon?

BEST THREAD

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,350px,true] welcome to the jungle! Phew, just looking at those huge posts is a little intimidating! Oerba Yun Fang finds herself in the empire of Archades, and is swiftly met by Judge Magister Gabranth! This promises to be interesting...

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,350px,true] IN THE NEWS

Calamity's Cry now has its own Twitter account for those of you too lazy to click the updates bar on our chatbox screen! And get ready for the upcoming valentine's day festival! Grab your already-assigned date and go have a blast... or you might get sniped. No, seriously, they paid me to do it. Let's give a shout-out to Gabranth and Xigbar, whose birthdays are coming during this month (Be sure to PM Me if your birthdays are coming up so you aren't left out, eh?

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,350px,true] THE LOCAL GOSSIP

Cloud Strife wakens to find himself in the empire of Archades, and is quickly taken in by the Judge Magister Gabranth, alias to Noah fon Ronsenberg. Oerba Yun Fang finds herself in a similar situation, and is also taken to the palace. In the meantime, Reaper partners Uzuki Yashiro and Koki Kariya end up separated, and while the lazier of the duo Kariya seems to be focusing more on sightseeing while looking, Uzuki decides to start some trouble in Luca. The appearance of a newly revived Auron puts a stop to this, however. Later, she gets into more trouble with the skirt-wearing Albel, who just can't seem to resist the urge to fight pink-haired girls he knows he can't handle. Also going down in Luca, Auron meets the soldier girl Claire Farron, alias Lightning, by chance on the docks while awaiting the arrival of someone. Later, he meets up with Tidus and Yuna, his two charges, and they catch up on the times, even if the young couple can't seem to keep off each other in the middle of the street. On to Midgar, Organization XIII's remnants, Xigbar and Marluxia, seem to be up to some mischief; who knows what will become of it? And also in Midgar, Genesis Raphsodos and Kadaj meet up, and it looks like the silver-haired kid is scared of gettin' the boot. Silver-haired wimps everywhere around here, eh? Letters are flying between Alexandria and Archades (Courtesy of Mognet Incorporated) for Judge Magister Gabranth and the strangely-clothed adviser Kuja. I smell an alliance~ And my good old pals Terra and Aqua are struggling around a memory block courtesy of the Real of Darkness that keeps the young blue-hair from recognizing the big lug. Sounds like sitcom material to me. Ouranus Nova's been getting around; a meet-up with Scara, LeBlanc, and Kairi so quick? This kid's car must run on nitro. In other news, infamous sphere hunter LeBlanc is recruiting idio-- I mean, minions, to her cause. Good luck concentrating while she's in that ridiculous pink outfit glaring out of the corner of your eye.

That's all the time we've got for today, folks; this has been Xigbar of Organization XIII, signing off!

~Props to Cid Raines for the coding