OH DANG GUYS WE'RE GONNA DIE

[Cid Raines]

THE FAL'CIE ARE FREAKING ANGRY OMG WE'RE GONNA DIE WE'RE GONNA DIE, YO. D:

jk. but seriously, what's up with the world lately?! we got the recession, we got tsunamis, we got earthquakes, we got scientists turning on a machine called the 'atom smasher' [ a machine that will smash atoms together. this could cause a black hole as a result ] which is being turned on in 2012, we got the mayan prediction that the world's going to end in 2012, and trust me, they're pretty accurate. they were only thirty-four seconds out on the lunar cycle. or something. and also the sun is screwing up -- it's meant to be in a period of stability. but, it's bombarding the earth with solar storms and radiation energy or whatever, and it's been knocking out satellites [ ORLY ]. and scientists say it's going to reach its peak in 2012.

it's the end of the world.

jk but like yeah. i want theories on how the world's going to end. they can be insane or scientific, i don't care. this should be fun LMAO.




01. someone's planning to destroy the world. i think this site is reaching out into reality.

02. some higher being is going to invade the earth, and its powers have been interfering with the natural disasters [ gravitational energy, the plates, whatever LOL ] and then also making the other things of the world go weird. then, it's going to invade, and we're going to evolve into a higher species of human to kick its ass! or we'll turn into na'vi.

03. i'm going to own the world.

04. a giant meteor of a planet or a planet of a meteor is going to come from another galaxy and smash into us, knocking earth out of its orbit and replacing our point. the earth, as a result, will go into ice age and then it'll go all... i dunno. i don't know the science of what happens if a planet is knocked out of orbit, but yeah, you get what i mean, hopefully. and then, when we're all dying, we get spaceships and resources, and we fly to the planet that fucking kicked us out of the 'milky way club'. stupid guards knocked us out of orbit, and we go there, and it's like, wow, new planet. new environment. "HELLS YEAH WE CAN DESTROY THIS PLANET TOO" and we live happily ever after.

that is, if we don't get eaten by giant beasts or killed by any natives.




i did the end of the world for my speaking and listening individual assessment. <_< people were really interested. i couldn't deliver as well as i could. i got nervous as its like the first time i've stood up there LMAO. i got a 6A, yay!

[Oerba Yun Fang [The Desperado]]

Personally my belief is not that any giant bad earth shattering physical things will happen. What I do think will happen is this:

Some sort of world political upheaval which would leave the world ruled by a central military-based dictator. After all the world economy is messing up so why not have one central ruler fix everything?

Basically a huge military coup on every nation.

XD

[aya]

I believei t's due to mother nature recoling to the abuse of chemicals and such that we keep pouring down it's throat and now it's giving the countries and places that do it the most a giant big FU!!!

[Lightning Farron]

01. As all of the Christians and Catholics believe, the Rapture is going to occur and take 35% of the world's population (those who believe in capital-G God), all of which will be driving at that point in time and thus cars will go out of control and crash into everything important ie. nuclear power plants or high-risk military facilities, causing widespread random missile launching and nuclear pollution.

02. We will fail to find Rule 34 for the planet Earth. Rule 34 being defined as "if it exists, there is pr0n of it, no exceptions." Therefore, if there is no Rule 34 of the Earth, it does not exist.
- Or the atmosphere for that matter.

03. Stem cell research will progress to a degree at which the programmer of the known universe is forced to step in and program bug-hunters lest the galaxy self-destruct. (Shoutout to Star Ocean 3, bro.)

04. Lightning smiles.

[Auric]

1. Nonsense! God is some dictator and angels are his alien armies who're going to come in and mass-abduct humans for their big bad intergalactic FREAK SHOW just before we're all going to die. Why? Because monkeys are very, very cool to have in circuses! Especially when they make weird noises, stand up right and throw feces! XD

2. We start invading one another to prevent some environmental catastrophe like, say, global warming or cutting carbon emissions. Said country can't hack losing like a little weiny and lets the nukes fly. M.A.D is enacted and every little silly human decides it's a good idea to nuke each other.

Then humans live in big vaults in the ground and those who don't die due to radiation sickness, cancer or just standing beneath a FAT MAN when it goes off mutate into ghouls, then somehow we have to deal with asexual super mutants, the Brotherhood of Steel and some cranky old-world crazies! (Fallout ftw)

3. That bitch, Aerith, decided it was funny to use Holy. This time there's no stupid white-haired ass-hat that decides to pee in the lifestream.



... damn. Okay, everyone prepare for the geostigma...